Heidi Klum Topless Bikini In St Barths For Christmas 2014. Heidi Klum skin

Heidi Klum boobs, paparazzi. I get it. European women are much more liberal with exposing their bare funbags around the beach and pool. Yadda yadda yadda. Heidi Klum topless! We win. European rules aside, Heidi Klum is now an American TV star and model and business empire genius. She’s also a member of our Forties and Faptastic club, of which the price for admission is pictures such as these candids of Heidi in St. Barth’s hanging by the private pool quite topless with her young boy toy boyfriend (oh, let that be me next Chriatmas!). Heidi Klum is some marvel of MILFtastic genetics, standing statuesque and blonde and epic ta-ta’s after I can’t count that high number of children and past marriages and all that. The sextastic female form abides. And without her top on, these just may be some of my favorite Heidi Klum photos ever. Damn, I think I’m going to cry, again. Where’s my wealthy hot topless cougar sugar mama to order me to coat her natural melons with SPF-50? I’m so waiting. Enjoy. Photo credit: Pacific Coast News